Hilarious Halloween Jokes, Quotes and Sayings

More Hilarious Halloween Jokes, plust some quotes, sayings and riddles for your kids and your Halloween costume party guests. Give everyone a good laugh with some of the funniest jokes you will here this season. Why not share some of your funniest Halloween jokes with us!



Here are some of the funniest jokes for kids this holiday season.

Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of food?

A. A Wrap!

Q. What do you call a witch who live at the beach?

A. A Sandwitch

Q. What kind of streets do ghosts live on?

A. Dead Ends

Q. What is a popular song for ghosts?

A. Bad To The Bone


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Halloween Quotes

Here's a quote about Halloween from Erma Bombeck: A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday. Gwen Stefani

Carve out some good times this Halloween! Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. Mason Cooley

Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, So I'll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.~Classics IV


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Halloween Sayings

Halloween sayings cannot be left off this holiday humor page, so here go a few:

  • Have a frightfully spooky Halloween
  • Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat
  • Eat, drink and be scary
  • Happy Haunting!
  • "BE AFRAID...BE VERY AFRAID"

Halloween Movie Quotes

Here are some quotes from Halloween (1978) the movie that first introduced us to Michael Meyer.


Sheriff Leigh Brackett: Excuse me Laurie, I didn't mean to startle you, you know, it's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare.

Tommy Doyle: Laurie, what's the boogeyman? Laurie: There's no such thing.

Dr. Sam Loomis: [after Michael escapes from the mental institution] He's gone from here! The evil is gone!

Lindsey Wallace: I'm scared! Laurie: There's nothing to be scared of. Tommy Doyle: Are you sure? [Laurie nods] Tommy Doyle: How? Laurie: I killed him... Tommy Doyle: [shouts] But you can't kill the boogie man!

Dr. Sam Loomis: You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? But not me.




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