Funny Pirate Jokes for kids are, well, funny. These are all short clean funny jokes that kids will enjoy. Special times to use them are when you are hosting a pirate party, perhaps as you have someone walking the plank...or when you are at home with your kids on a crisp fall night making a homemade pirate costume for Halloween.
Q: Why does it take pirate's so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they get stuck at "C"!
Q: What is a pirate's girlfriend called?
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Cause he was sitting on the deck!
Knock knock! Who's there? Turner. Turner who? Turner round there is a pirate behind you.
Q: What hook can't you hang your clothes on?
A: Captain Hook!!
Q: What is a pirate's favorite kind of music?
A: Arrrr and B!
Q: What do you call a pirate with two arms and two legs?
A: A rookie!
Q:Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
A: He had an awesome hook shot!
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Pirate Joke Not rated yet Q. What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A. A Pie Rat!