Funny Pirate Jokes For Kids

Funny Pirate Jokes for kids are, well, funny. These are all short clean funny jokes that kids will enjoy. Special times to use them are when you are hosting a pirate party, perhaps as you have someone walking the plank...or when you are at home with your kids on a crisp fall night making a homemade pirate costume for Halloween.




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Get the eye patch and the bandanas ready maties, it's time to roll out the pirate jokes.

Funny Pirate Jokes for kids don't have to be long at all...the short jokes are funny as can be. Why not surprise your kids tonight by telling a joke or two.


Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?

A: A buccaneer!

Q: What is a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?

A: Ships Ahoy!

Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

A: An arm and a leg!

Q: Why did the pirate's phone go "beep beep beep"?

A: Cause he left it off the hook!

Q: Whay are pirates so mean?

A: I don't know they just aaarrgghhh!

Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A: RRRRRRRRR!

Q: What to pirate's like to eat?

A: Barrrrbeque!




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Q: Why does it take pirate's so long to learn the alphabet?

A: Because they get stuck at "C"!

Q: What is a pirate's girlfriend called?

A: Peggy

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Cause he was sitting on the deck!

Knock knock! Who's there? Turner. Turner who? Turner round there is a pirate behind you.

Q: What hook can't you hang your clothes on?

A: Captain Hook!!

Q: What is a pirate's favorite kind of music?

A: Arrrr and B!

Q: What do you call a pirate with two arms and two legs?

A: A rookie!

Q:Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?

A: He had an awesome hook shot!

Got any more funny pirate jokes to share with us? Let's hear them. Take some of ours and leave some of yours...we love to hear short clean funny jokes any time. If you have one and you really think it's funny just type it into the contact form below.

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